Five PG Wodehouse quotes for you to remember today.

If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.

P.G. Wodehouse, Love Among the Chickens.

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

P.G. Wodehouse, The Small Bachelor

Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred.

Hell, it is well known, has no fury like a woman who wants her tea and can't get it.

She had more curves than a scenic railway